THE DIS LIST
For this entry of the low brow list reserved solely for those movies I find insufferable experiences, it's this asinine sequel to 2001 MANIACS, the so-so refurbishment of H.G. Lewis's classic, 2000 MANIACS (1964). Tim Sullivan and his conspirators surely had the best intentions, but what we have here is one of the all time worst ever. It's not even bad enough for a Razzie, or a Golden Turkey. This overlong 80 minutes of torturous cinematic constipation will strain the limits of one's intestinal fortitude. Yes, bowel movements are better than this movie. This is....
2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF SCREAMS 2009
Bill Moseley (Mayor George W. Buckman), Lin Shaye (Granny Boone), Christa Campbell (Milk Maiden), Katy Marie Johnson (Rome Sheraton)
"Directed by" Tim Sullivan
***WARNING! This review contains images of a sexual nature and bloody, but shoddily accomplished (well, what they could afford on a tattered shoestring of a budget) violence***
"I decided to make FIELD OF SCREAMS for the 14 year old version of me."--Director, Tim Sullivan
The above quote perfectly surmises what to expect from this amateurishly retarded, hopelessly shoddy movie that does in fact look to have been made by 14 year olds. For what its worth, I'm foregoing my usual synopsis and just say that the Maniacs go on the road by bringing the South to the North with a poverty row traveling carnival act. They trap a group of obnoxious, beyond brain dead young adults working on an even more impoverished reality show modeled on THE SIMPLE LIFE. The ribbing of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, a jab at our current President, a literal rendition of "Brokeback Mountain" and a cannibalistic recreation of The Last Supper is about as intelligent (I use the term lightly here) as this movie gets. Now on to the review, ya'll!
"Come get a taste of the old South...and let the old South, get a taste a you!"
FIELD OF SCREAMS is a stunningly awful horror-ible movie, a sequel to 2005's 2001 MANIACS, a movie I wasn't all that high on to begin with. The director, Tim Sullivan, obviously has an enormous amount of enthusiasm for this material, but all it translates to onscreen is a vastly childish, irrepressibly nonsensical celluloid puke stain. It makes any Troma picture look like Masterpiece Theater by comparison. Easily the worst movie I've seen this year, it triumphantly trumps the malignant mess that was CABIN FEVER 2 (put your year here since it sat on a shelf for several of them). At least that movie started out with some semblance of cohesion.
If you ever wanted to see Bill Moseley and Lin Shaye have simulated sex, it's in there, pardner!
And then there's this...!
....Okay, I finally managed to get to THE END, but I think I'd rather drink curdled milk if ever given the option of seeing this again, or even a third entry in this increasingly infantile "franchise".
What a creative camera angle. You can see the bright "sun" just above those two "mountains".
I love how DVD's have these disclaimers before the actual movie that states "Interviews and commentaries do not reflect the opinions of such and such individuals." When it comes to the actual content of some of the movies themselves, such as the one being reviewed here, these DVD companies should alter that to "Productions like this do not reflect what we'd normally put out, we're just doing somebody a favor." Maybe even calling 2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF STEAMING PILES OF SHIT an actual "production" is giving it entirely too much respectability.
Originally titled, 2001 MANIACS: THE BEVERLY HELLBILLY'S, that version of the film was to have been too much of a monetary undertaking, so what we got is this even less inspiring, frequently offensive and infrequently funny moron movie. Robert Englund wisely chose to decline reprising his role as Mayor Buckman possibly either due to the lower budget, or the lousy script.
This ridiculous cun-traption is what passes for a creative kill in this movie
The very first screen credit, which speaks volumes about what you are about to see, reads, 'Social Capital Films in association with Tax Credit Finance presents'. This movie reminds me a lot of the dozens of under budgeted shot on video shit heaps that were unloaded on video store shelves back in the 1980's. No doubt the director loves this stuff and had good intentions, but none of that translates in this movie at all, at least not to me. Please, please, Tax Credit Finance, if there is to be a third chapter in this, dare I say, "franchise", please, I implore you to lend the filmmakers a few hundred extra dollars to realize their vision, ever how blurry, or blind it may be.
Also, this isn't a foreign film that needs to be dubbed in various languages for export. This picture, which, forgiving the fact that its budget looks like it wouldn't cover a car rental for a couple weeks, appears to have been dubbed. The audio itself seems to fluctuate from one scene to the next--loud one minute, then slightly muffled the next.
Lin Shaye and her girls get 'Physical'.
The director says in the 'making of' on the disc that he sees this as a "horror comedy...a gag a minute...laugh a minute..." Well....there's lots of horror, only not the horror you expect from a bonafide 'horror' movie. There's no real comedy here, nor gags, nor laughs. Maybe I have no real sense of humor, but what passes for comedy here is incredibly juvenile and painfully strained. There's one, or two minor moments that brought about a slight giggle, but there's virtually NOTHING here that redeems the notion of actually buying this movie. If I were a religious person, I'd say "Thank God I didn't buy this garbage!" Personally, it's not even worth the $3.00 rental I plopped down for it last night. I wouldn't have even bothered doing a review for it were it not for 'The Dis List' being neglected as of late. At least my viewing last night of THE LOSERS (2010) was a winner.
No doubt this picture will incur brain rot, so approach with extreme caution. The director refers to this film as the representation of exploitation, or grindhouse cinema. While it's definitely un-PC, filled with sometimes sloppy, yet splattery gore and XXXploitation, his comments are pretty much an insult to those damned daring, savage and salacious shockers of a bygone era in my view. Incidentally, the film does trot out the barrel gore gag from the Herschell Gordon Lewis 1964 original and poorly recreates it here. Speaking of that, how 'bout simply rewatching that one again? It's far more successful handling this material than either of these two incarnations could ever hope to be.
Would you accept an invite to a barbecue from these three? Only if the proceeds went to the budget of a third film and if said budget was moderately higher than $35.
This review is representative of the First Look DVD
HONG KONG GODFATHER 1985 aka HEROES OF TSIM SHA TSUI
Liang Chia Jen (Mad Dog Wei), Tsui Siu Keung (Playboy Lung), Wong Chun (Hei Lan), Shek Kin (Uncle Han), Cheung Kuen (Sergeant Man), Sam Wai (Rotten Chi), Pomsin Shi (Lan thug), Wang Lung Wei (Lan's partner)
Directed, written & Action directed by Wang Lung Wei
***WARNING! This review contains images of graphic, bloody violence***
The Short Version: One of Shaw Brothers last productions has them deliver possibly the single most bloody gangster mini epic within a 95 minute running time. Many of Shaw's past stars of period martial arts films in either big roles, or supporting ones, figure into this grim Triad tragedy. The last ten minute ultra gory and frenzied finale is well worth the price of the DVD alone. Check it out.
Wong Chun (left) and Wang Lung Wei (right)
After receiving a life imprisonment sentence for a NY Chinatown massacre, Jia Shi Lan, alias Hei Lan, obtains a pardon through the Mafia's influence. Returning to Hong Kong, Hei Lan attempts to use the stature and fortitude of Brother Han, an elder, but good-natured underworld boss, to gain power and spread the Mafia's influence throughout Southeast Asia. After a deadly double cross leaves many of Han's society dead, two former members, one a cop, the other a florist, and the sole remaining loyalist join forces to bring down the criminal empire of Hei Lan.
Liang Chia Jen and Wang Lung Wei in a brutal boxing match during the closing moments of HONG KONG GODFATHER
Famed Shaw Brothers villain, Wang Lung Wei handles triple duty on this spectacularly gory gangster movie just shy of Shaw Brothers closing their filmmaking doors in favor of television productions. The Shaw's were a bit late coming to the New Wave party, and by the time they had arrived, their audience had already passed them by, unfortunately. They did manage to produce a small number of provocative action dramas before they called it a day, leasing their vast studio out to other local and foreign production facilities.
Films such as MERCENARIES FROM HONG KONG (1982), BROTHERS FROM THE WALLED CITY (1982), MEN FROM THE GUTTER (1983) THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS (1985) and DANGER HAS TWO FACES (1985) were either mostly, or totally successful in emulating the then fresh, new style of Hong Kong action cinema that was taking hold. Where some of these were both humorous and serious, HK GODFATHER takes itself very seriously from start to finish. There's some minor funny moments, but nothing to jar the tone as so many of the islands movies were known (and expected) to do.
The plot itself is nothing new and by the numbers in relation to this sort of storyline. Where Wang's movie excels is in its violence. There's plenty of it. Having gotten his big break working with the Godfather of Hong Kong Action Cinema, the venerable Chang Cheh (both Wang and Liang co-starred in Cheh's seminal SHAOLIN MARTIAL ARTS 1974), it isn't surprising to discover many of Cheh's themes and rousingly bloody plot devices present in Wang's script; not the least of which is the increasingly over the top violence.
One of relatively few lighter moments in HONG KONG GODFATHER. Fans will know Shek Kin as Han, Bruce Lee's nemesis in ENTER THE DRAGON (1973). He had previously played a gangster lackey in Shaw's equally gruesome production of THE CASINO (1972; reviewed on this site).
Three friends enjoy a good meal before all the screaming, killing and excessive bleeding
During the first 30 to 40 minutes, the film spends a bit of time getting to know the myriad number of characters. There are quite a few of them. Wei, the former chief bodyguard of Triad leader, Han (Liang), is now retired from the underworld and lives a life running a nursery and trying to keep his wild daughter out of trouble. Playboy Lung (Tsui Siu Keung) is as his name suggests, but is totally loyal to Han, who is the equivalent of a father figure to the men under his employ. Sergeant Man (Keung), now a cop, was previously in the gang, but keeps his ties strictly on a professional level remaining loyal to his job. Rotten Chi (Sam Wai) is a slimy rat of a man just as his name reveals.
After going through a psychotic rage in THUNDERING MANTIS (1979) and a profound desire for vengeance in SECRET SERVICE OF THE IMPERIAL COURT (1984), Liang Chia Jen prepares to go into bloody battle in a modern day bloodbath in HONG KONG GODFATHER (1985)
The film doesn't spend a lot of time on exposition, but gives us a decent amount of characterization to make the viewer cringe just enough when terrible things happen to these people. All bets are off on pretty much everyone. It's open season on women, children and peoples pets. Violence towards women is strong in a couple of scenes, but one of the female characters proves to be very strong and capable of holding her own in fights. While misogyny is prevalent in this genre, HK films (particularly of the Wuxia and kung fu variety) were the first to showcase women in strong roles equal to men. There's even an entire subgenre of 'Girls & Guns' movies that are very popular with fans of modern style Hong Kong action movies.
This fellow to the right looks an awful lot like former venom actor, Chiang Sheng
While the action and violence gets more intense as the film goes on, it's nothing compared to the totally insane and riotously gore drenched finale inside a mall; apparently the same mall that gets demolished in Jackie Chan's POLICE STORY (1985). In addition to the demolition of an entire upper floor office level, the mall is covered in blood and body parts from the bottom floor, to the escalators, to the staircases and then the upper levels.
The joys of digital restoration and also the use of the freeze frame reveals such things as this cable jerking the stuntman backwards after a devastating kick
As with seemingly all Shaw Brothers movies, it doesn't end on a happy note. That's one of the beauties of Shaw productions. You never know just how many, or if any of the heroes are going to make it to the end. Previously available in a cut bootleg version minus much of the nastier bits, this new DVD from Funimation is the complete version containing the full frontal nudity and extreme bloody action cut from the previous versions floating around collectors circles. When Celestial Pictures announced their plans to release the entire Shaw library, fans rejoiced, but their planned 20 titles per month proved to be an impossibility. A number of titles were moved around, announced and removed multiple times, or simply never released at all after their five year lease with DVD distributor, IVL expired at the end of 2007.
Norman Tsui Siu Keung slashes his way through the enemy during an ambush
The release of HONG KONG GODFATHER became the talk of the HK movie community when it was announced it was one of the ten titles procured by BCI. But then the cheers of fans salivating to finally see the movie restored and uncut were once more silenced when BCI was closed down by their owners, the Navarre Corporation before it could be released. Now, Funimation, another company under the Navarre umbrella, has taken over these titles and now we finally have the film to see in its uncut glory. Was it worth the wait? Most definitely.
THUNDERING MANTIS, Liang Chia Jen (left) and THE BASTARD SWORDSMAN, Tsui Siu Keung (right)
Although dated by the eye opening 80's fashions and hairdo's (for those who tend to pay attention to those things), HONG KONG GODFATHER makes up for its kitsch factor with its amazing amount of gory violence. Known for their incredibly violent action movies, the Shaw's do not disappoint here, either. Much like Chang Cheh's movies, Wang Lung Wei piles on the red stuff as if his life depended on it. Possibly the single most gruesome and wildly bloody knife wielding gangster flick, there arguably hasn't been one this enthusiastically drenched in red since Cheh's period gangster movies, VENGEANCE! (1970) and THE DUEL (1971).
Cheh was also responsible for starting this style of HK action film with his hugely successful gangster epic, THE BOXER FROM SHANTUNG (1972). Possessing a high degree of energy and spirited ferocity, HONG KONG GODFATHER (1985) was one of the last really entertaining Shaw productions to get a theatrical release in its native country. Highly recommended for HK action fans and blood hungry sadists that fancy seeing alternative uses for saws, knives and machetes.
This review is representative of the Funimation DVD
EIJI TSUBURAYA: MASTER OF MONSTERS
By August Ragone
Hardcover; 208 pages; Color & B/W
One of the most noted authors and experts on Japanese monster and science fiction films, August Ragone realizes a lifelong dream in his exhaustive, massively informative hardback tome on that grand old man of Toho and Tsuburaya productions, Eiji Tsuburaya. Just seeing the book up close and personal it becomes obvious a lot of love and passion went into this book. From the front and back cover, to the thick, glossy pages, to the side of the book opposite the spine where Eiji's name is visible on the edges of the pages, a devout attention to detail has been paid for this undertaking.
One of the most striking attributes of this book are the sheer amount of jaw dropping behind the scenes shots from the various movies and not just the Kaiju films. There are also a handful of surviving shots from Tsuburaya's war pictures as well as images of the man himself in his younger days. The amount of 'making of' images is astounding. Fans will truly be in awe of this book. Not only does it cover all of Tsuburaya's Godzilla movies, but also his many science fiction television works including ULTRA Q and ULTRAMAN and its many spin offs. Other Japanese monster movies are covered as well with a chapter set aside for Gamera and other Kaiju creations.
What's On the Back Cover?
A number of additional writers participate on this book in addition to Ragone. Ed Godziszewski, Guy Mariner Tucker, John Paul Cassidy, Shogo Tomiyama, Akira Tsuburaya, Brad Warner, Norman England and Mark Nagata all contribute chapters to this lavish publication. Quite possibly the single best book out there on the subject, the back cover has a list price of $40.00. While it's worth every penny, the book can be purchased at amazon for $26.40 (see below), or cheaper from amazon sellers. The highest recommendation for Japanese sci fi/monster movie fans.
UNTIL NEXT TIME...
Synapse Films DVD
***BONUS! Includes interview with Don May Jr. of Synapse Films***
***NOTE: Click a pic to read the information on the DVD box art***
***ADDITIONAL INFORMATION COURTESY OF DON MAY JR.***
This is an article dedicated to the digital purveyors of horror and exploitation cinema from around the world. It's a look (from a fans perspective) at some of the major independent players in the DVD arena and an ode to the fallen who have lost the war against a financially unstable economy and the backhanded blow dealt by bootleggers and torrent whores. Hopefully, those small few, now dwindled from a great many, will remain standing to unleash that obscure, unknown, under budgeted, fitfully entertaining, or dreadfully horrendous trash 'classick' certain special fans have been waiting for.
Grindhouse Releasing DVD
Media Blasters/Tokyo Shock DVD
Subversive Cinema DVD
Elite Entertainment DVD
Elite Entertainment DVD
Anchor Bay Entertainment DVD
Anchor Bay Entertainment DVD
Blue Underground DVD
Media Blasters/Shriek Show DVD
Panik House (Synapse repressing) DVD
Code Red DVD
CasaNegra DVD
NoShame DVD
CasaNegra DVD
Ventura/Adness DVD
Dark Sky Films DVD (above and below)
Right now you can go on ioffer and find any number of legit titles from an independent label and that particular seller will offer his inferior copy between $3.00 and $5.00. Google just about any title from any genre and you're bound to get any number of available torrents just ready for download for those lazy and disingenuous "fans" who pretend to be dedicated supporters of the labels they so often champion.
Media Blasters/Tokyo Shock DVD
Discotek DVD
Discotek DVD
Code Red DVD
Our long awaited and most troubled title, NIGHTMARE, will finally be released on DVD in late 2010. This over budgeted project has been plagued with problems from the beginning: the damaged negative was unusable, four 35mm prints that had been claimed to be "pristine" were covered in white dots and emulsion scratches, and there were 3 botched telecine jobs on the transfer. Then there was the overpriced money pit extra of the Romano Scavolini interview that was supposed to have been shot in English, but was conducted in Italian....
This Scavolini interview is basically a 95-minute one man talking feature-length film and requires much more than a translator just writing down what he's saying on a piece of paper. In case you are not aware, a 95-minute interview is much more dialog driven than an average feature film - and that is why the subtitling houses wanted more money for this project than subtitling an actual movie. The budget of this release is already way beyond the estimated sales and I simply do not have the money to put anything more into it. DVD sales have been extremely poor for the last 14 months and breaking even in this business is becoming a pipe dream....
To fix the best out of the 3 telecines we did, it is costing $42,000 to do it right (or more like passable). CODE RED does not recoup $42,000 in sales on any title. Overseas sales could be one way of recouping, but the film is already being bootlegged in most countries even though it has a valid copyright. There is no way of stopping these thieves and no way of us getting some overseas funds to fix the film. Currently, a German DVD sleazeball label is bootlegging 4 of our titles, the same 4 we still haven’t recouped on. They saw profit before we even got to it.
Another problem was that many fans wanted the NIGHTMARE IN A DAMAGED BRAIN version, which is very strange as that is the UK title and it’s the cut version. It never played anywhere outside of the UK under that title. If any of you want that cut version, I can’t help you.
Goldmine Productions wants NIGHTMARE out and the fans want it out, so the most we can do is put out what we have done and move on. For the extras, we do have the participation of Baird Stafford and also main special effects man (Florida scenes) Cleve Hall. This is all we can deliver as far as extras at this time. There is a remote chance the Scavolini interview may be worked out in time for the release, but at this moment, that is not confirmed or finalized so as it stands now we have to say it won't be included. Also, this may be hard to believe to fans of NIGHTMARE, but most of the people who worked on the film do not like the film, were never fully paid, and have nothing but bad memories working on it. 90% of the people we asked turned us down for an interview. One even said he wished the film would go away and he was happy that the negative was destroyed. Of course, we know the fans absolutely LOVE the film and that's what really counts.
NIGHTMARE received twice the amount of email requests as our recently released SLITHIS, and that movie only sold 489 copies. NIGHTMARE has to sell 4,200 copies just to break even. That amount is practically impossible in today’s market for a niche title as this. Simply put, the funds coming in from my second business and freelance work are currently paying for CODE RED’s losses.
Hopefully, what with some of the promising releases on Code Red's schedule, they will be around for a good number of years. With piracy being a huge obstacle working against these guys, there's also another side of that coin.
Mondo Macabro DVD
Subversive Cinema DVD
NoShame DVD
Media Blasters/Tokyo Shock DVD
VCI Entertainment DVD
CasaNegra DVD
Blue Underground DVD
Media Blasters/Shriek Show DVD
R.I.P.
PANIK HOUSE--Praised for being the premiere DVD company bringing the notorious Pinky Violence movies of Japan to American shores. Eventually, Panik House went into a partnership with Synapse to release a number of titles before they called it quits.
CASANEGRA--A sub label of Panik House, this impressive label specialized in the restoration of classic Mexican horror cinema. This ambitious company even won Best DVD Company at the 5th Annual Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards. Even still, their classy treatment of those treasures wasn't enough to sustain them for very long. Some DVD outlets have a number of their titles reasonably priced.
SUBVERSIVE CINEMA--Norman Hill was involved with Anchor Bay during the days Bill Lustig was there and like Lustig, left to form his own company. Subversive Cinema had a distribution deal with Niche Media Ventures, Inc, a company specializing in producing revenue streams for, among other things, the digital production industry. This deal was set to provide Norman Hill's company with nationwide distribution such as advertising and promotion of their catalog as well as aid in their title acquisitions. Sadly, these efforts did little to sustain this promising juggernaut of a company.
NO SHAME--This Italian based DVD company opened a US arm for a brief period before closing its doors not long after it had opened them. They specialized in choice Italian genre product such as horror, drama and poliziesco movies. They had an enormous breadth of extras on their discs and were the first legit company to present the violent Italian crime pictures in lavish packages outside of Europe.
VENTURA/ADNESS--This label released a number of Japanese movies including an extensive line of Sonny Chiba movies. BCI stepped in and picked up their titles and released them under the Ronin label and managed to get at least one Chiba Blu Ray double feature out before they, too, went out of business.
BCI/BRENTWOOD--Brentwood was an incredibly prolific public domain label that released scores of VHS quality DVD's before being purchased by the Navarre Corporation. BCI, while not totally legit, did release a number of legitimate releases including a string of Paul Naschy movies and had purchased the rights to ten Shaw Brothers titles before Navarre closed them down. They did manage to get two Shaw titles and one Blu Ray out before closing up shop.
BARREL ENTERTAINMENT--This company specialized in extreme and obscure independent pictures and gave the kind of attention to them you'd expect to see from a major studio blockbuster. They lasted a few years and in that time released around ten titles including the sought after THE LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET (1972/77) and the two NEKROMANTIK films. They were working on an uncut release of EXPOSE (HOUSE ON STRAW HILL 1976) when they closed their doors.
LEGEND FILMS--Known for their phenomenal work in colorization and film restoration, this preservation facility licensed a slew of lesser known titles from Paramount's vaults and presented them for the first time on DVD. Proving difficult to find initially, some very nice genre titles did manage to see the light of the shiny disc such as THE SKULL (1965), THE MAN WHO COULD CHEAT DEATH (1959), MANDINGO (1975), PHASE IV (1974) and STUDENT BODIES (1981). Paramount has recently licensed out another string of titles to a new up and coming label, Olive Films.
LEGEND HOUSE--Horror, trash, rock-a-billy celebrity, Johnny Legend, had a brief stint in the DVD release limelight with this short-lived label that wasn't quite on the up and up. Even so, he managed to obtain legitimate distribution from Ryko/ADA, which also handled other DVD companies such as Blue Underground.
HERETIC FILMS--This independent company released a handful of likewise indy and guerrilla style filmmakers productions. Many of their releases were quirky pictures, or low budgeted, but spirited odes to more famous American horror pictures. THE LAST BROADCAST (1998), THE BLOOD SHED (2007), HEAD TRAUMA (2006) and DIE AND LET LIVE (2006) were some of this company's releases before closing their doors after a few years of being in operation.
ELITE ENTERTAINMENT--As mentioned above, this enterprising company started by Vincent Bancalari and Don May Jr. were major forerunners in the laserdisc/DVD market. It seems Elite may have also been buried within the DVD graveyard as nothing has been released from them since at least 2006.
Subversive Cinema DVD
Elite Entertainment DVD
Synapse Films DVD (and all others below)
Venoms5: What's the DVD buyers climate like today compared to what it was several years ago in relation to independent companies and niche genres in general?
Don May Jr.: It's the worst time in the history of DVD for any indie company. With the economy so bad, major stores closing and the rise of Bit Torrent sites bootlegging everything that comes out, it's harder than ever to succeed in this type of business.
V5: Explain the process of what you guys go through to release a title to the audience--from obtaining the rights down to the final DVD release itself.
DMJ: That would take an entire book to answer this question.
V5: You have released various titles from Italy to Japan to name two. How difficult is it working with foreign companies in obtaining some of these titles?
DMJ: Most companies are great to work with. We haven't had too many issues working with foreign countries. Actually, I can't recall too many instances where dealing with a foreign country for materials has been too difficult. Our most difficult times, honestly, have been with some US companies or individuals.
V5: What's the most difficult, arduous, or expensive aspect of handling and releasing one of your titles?
DMJ: The most difficult aspect is doing the transfer and digital restoration/clean up. We approve materials ahead of time, but there's always something that needs fixing. For example, THUNDERCRACK!... a title we absolutely love and couldn't NOT do is turning into the most time consuming, difficult restoration in our history. I'm very picky and have to try and fix everything to the best of my ability and THUNDERCRACK! is one that extensive (and expensive) work is being done to. But, with all the clean up and fixes, I actually do have a lot of fun!
V5: Has an actors price tag ever kept you from procuring an interview for a DVD release?
DMJ: Oh yes. Some actors and actresses certainly have a false sense of their self worth, for sure. Won't name any names, but recently we contacted an actor to participate in an upcoming release and was told a 15 minute interview would cost us $5000. Obviously, we declined...
V5: Are there titles you obtained that did poorly than expected and were there titles that exceeded expectations?
DMJ: With the current state of the industry in turmoil, pretty much EVERYTHING does poorly, unfortunately. Back in the early days, you could sell 10,000+ of a title and, now, that same title might be lucky to do 2000. The one I was personally upset about was LONG WEEKEND, a title that I've loved since I was a kid. It's such a great movie and we spent a lot of money making it perfect and no one bought it. Its hard to talk about anything that exceeded our expectations these days because our expectations are so low.
V5: How bad has torrents and bootleggers crippled the cult DVD labels?
DMJ: It's getting worse every day. As soon as you release something (sometimes even BEFORE you street something), it's up on the torrent sites for everyone to have for free. It's amazing sometimes to see the amount of "leechers" and "seeders" exceed our amount of total sales of a particular title. But, until the government does something, we just press on and keep going. We cater to true fans and collectors who like to have finished product and we are thankful for those honest individuals.
V5: How does the use of online rental companies such as Netflix affect Synapse, or other DVD companies? Do they aid in sales, or hinder them?
DMJ: Netflix is convenient for people, but the service does hinder sales somewhat, just like any other rental service does. People rent them and then copy the movies for themselves and give them to their friends. Their video on demand service is quite nice, though.
V5: What is your opinion of companies such as Retromedia and Mya amidst the speculations of various non licensed releases?
DMJ: Well, look, it is upsetting to see some companies doing unlicensed titles, but I'm a firm believer in karma. It'll come back to get them sooner or later. For some companies, it already has. Companies spend thousands to do certain titles, only to find out right before release that they are doing something illegal and they get cease-and-desisted. Why would you even take that chance, you know? Sometimes, it's an honest mistake... it happened to us with THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN... the original producer sold it to us then we found out he already sold it to MGM over a decade before, for example. He was going for a money grab and he didn't think MGM would find out, I guess. Thank God we hadn't spent any money mastering it yet, or we would've been screwed.
V5: How well has, or how well do you perceive the Blu Ray market to do in cult film circles?
DMJ: We wisely waited for the Blu-ray market to get a little larger before jumping in. Many smaller companies have told us that Blu-ray isn't profitable for them yet. We're going to jump in eventually, but we're not in any hurry. For cult films, Blu-ray hasn't proven to be hugely successful yet. I'm not so sure it ever will be. The films we do just aren't as well known as the latest, greatest studio blockbuster and creating, mastering and replicating in HD is more expensive than a standard DVD. If you do a title on Blu-ray you are rolling the dice, for sure.
V5: Having lost Subversive, CasaNegra and rumors of other companies being in trouble, has there ever been a time where you felt like just calling it quits?
DMJ: Not at all. My business partner and I have never, ever discussed closing up. We run a tight ship. A much tighter ship than most other indie companies I know and we watch every penny and spend wisely on titles and are quite frugal. We've been around for 14 years and, at this point, we have no intention of shutting our doors. We have talked to people associated with some indie DVD companies that have closed down and the amount of money they spend on employees, offices, salaries, licenses, etc. is astounding! One now-defunct-DVD company (ex)employee talked to us one time about working for us freelance and his asking price (to work for us freelance) was TWICE the amount of money I was making as a yearly salary! It's no wonder the company they worked for went out of business, you know?
V5: What's going on with all that unused and alternate footage from HALLOWEEN? Is there a possibility this footage will see the light of day at some point?
DMJ: The footage is safe and sound, but I don't know if anything will ever come of it. Malek Akkad isn't calling us back or answering emails we send, so I can only assume he doesn't want the fans to see this stuff. That's OK, though... at least it didn't get thrown in the trash and lost forever. I have seen a lot of the footage and know what we have and there's some great stuff. At least I've been able to look at it!
V5: What keeps Synapse going and what does the future hold?
DMJ: We keep going because we love movies. We don't know what the future holds, but we're gonna keep going.
V5: Thanks so much, Don, for your time. I wish you the utmost in continued success with Synapse and any other ventures you undertake.
DMJ: Thanks very much!
Again, a huge heaping thank you to Don for granting me an email interview which has aided me immeasurably in producing this article. The link for Synapse is here. Hopefully, the DVD industry for these independent labels will thrive once again and lead to another boom in releases of some of our most sought after movies to surface on the digital format. Cheers to all of you who are hanging in there!
ADDENDUM: The following is a list of as many independent DVD sites that I can come up with and links to their respective sites. Just click the company name to be taken to their website. If anyone has any others I may have missed, please let me know in the comment box below, or by emailing me at brianchiba@gmail.com.
Anchor Bay Entertainment
Blue Underground
Cinema Epoch
Code Red DVD
Cult Epics
Dark Sky Films
Discotek
Elite Entertainment (??)
Grindhouse Releasing
Media Blasters
Mondo Macabro
Scorpion Releasing
Severin Films
Synapse Films
VCI Entertainment
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The above quote perfectly surmises what to expect from this amateurishly retarded, hopelessly shoddy movie that does in fact look to have been made by 14 year olds. For what its worth, I'm foregoing my usual synopsis and just say that the Maniacs go on the road by bringing the South to the North with a poverty row traveling carnival act. They trap a group of obnoxious, beyond brain dead young adults working on an even more impoverished reality show modeled on THE SIMPLE LIFE. The ribbing of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, a jab at our current President, a literal rendition of "Brokeback Mountain" and a cannibalistic recreation of The Last Supper is about as intelligent (I use the term lightly here) as this movie gets. Now on to the review, ya'll!
"Come get a taste of the old South...and let the old South, get a taste a you!"
FIELD OF SCREAMS is a stunningly awful horror-ible movie, a sequel to 2005's 2001 MANIACS, a movie I wasn't all that high on to begin with. The director, Tim Sullivan, obviously has an enormous amount of enthusiasm for this material, but all it translates to onscreen is a vastly childish, irrepressibly nonsensical celluloid puke stain. It makes any Troma picture look like Masterpiece Theater by comparison. Easily the worst movie I've seen this year, it triumphantly trumps the malignant mess that was CABIN FEVER 2 (put your year here since it sat on a shelf for several of them). At least that movie started out with some semblance of cohesion.
If you ever wanted to see Bill Moseley and Lin Shaye have simulated sex, it's in there, pardner!
And then there's this...!
What a creative camera angle. You can see the bright "sun" just above those two "mountains".
This ridiculous cun-traption is what passes for a creative kill in this movie
The very first screen credit, which speaks volumes about what you are about to see, reads, 'Social Capital Films in association with Tax Credit Finance presents'. This movie reminds me a lot of the dozens of under budgeted shot on video shit heaps that were unloaded on video store shelves back in the 1980's. No doubt the director loves this stuff and had good intentions, but none of that translates in this movie at all, at least not to me. Please, please, Tax Credit Finance, if there is to be a third chapter in this, dare I say, "franchise", please, I implore you to lend the filmmakers a few hundred extra dollars to realize their vision, ever how blurry, or blind it may be.
Lin Shaye and her girls get 'Physical'.
The director says in the 'making of' on the disc that he sees this as a "horror comedy...a gag a minute...laugh a minute..." Well....there's lots of horror, only not the horror you expect from a bonafide 'horror' movie. There's no real comedy here, nor gags, nor laughs. Maybe I have no real sense of humor, but what passes for comedy here is incredibly juvenile and painfully strained. There's one, or two minor moments that brought about a slight giggle, but there's virtually NOTHING here that redeems the notion of actually buying this movie. If I were a religious person, I'd say "Thank God I didn't buy this garbage!" Personally, it's not even worth the $3.00 rental I plopped down for it last night. I wouldn't have even bothered doing a review for it were it not for 'The Dis List' being neglected as of late. At least my viewing last night of THE LOSERS (2010) was a winner.
No doubt this picture will incur brain rot, so approach with extreme caution. The director refers to this film as the representation of exploitation, or grindhouse cinema. While it's definitely un-PC, filled with sometimes sloppy, yet splattery gore and XXXploitation, his comments are pretty much an insult to those damned daring, savage and salacious shockers of a bygone era in my view. Incidentally, the film does trot out the barrel gore gag from the Herschell Gordon Lewis 1964 original and poorly recreates it here. Speaking of that, how 'bout simply rewatching that one again? It's far more successful handling this material than either of these two incarnations could ever hope to be.
Would you accept an invite to a barbecue from these three? Only if the proceeds went to the budget of a third film and if said budget was moderately higher than $35.
