WHEN YOU COMIN' BACK, RED RYDER 1979
Marjoe Gortner (Teddy), Candy Clark (Cheryl), Peter Firth (Stephen "Red" Ryder), Hal Linden (Richard Ethridge), Lee Grant (Clarisse Ethridge), Audra Lindley (Ceil Ryder), Pat Hingle (Lyle Striker), Bill McKinney (Tommy Clark), Anne Ramsey (Rhea Childress), Stephanie Faracy (Angel Childress)
Directed by Milton Katselas
The Short Version: It's Marjoe Gortner's world and we just live in it as seen in this fascinating curio from 1979 based on a Mark Medoff play (who also wrote the screenplay) of the same name. Gortner takes command and rules the screen with a never ending stream of quotable moments that will both amuse and shock you. It's also quite possible this movie acted as a text book for Quentin Tarantino and his particular writing style that would emerge over a decade later. Sadly, the film has been mostly ignored since its theatrical release save for a small cult of fans who discovered it on cable television or bootleg outfits. When You Comin' Back, Red Ryder, indeed.
"I'll tell you one thing for sure, Red... those boys had guts. You got guts, Red? How you rate your own self on a guts scale?"
Some movies you can never forget and others are simply forgotten. RED RYDER falls into the latter camp. Seemingly ignored and tossed by the wayside upon its original release, it has remained submerged within the mire of obscurity even on home video; a predicament that doesn't appear to be changing any time soon.
"My god! The unspeakable audacity of a punk like you wearin' a tattoo like that! Why the real Red Ryder woulda' hung'em up anyone who told'em he was associated with pig shit like that! I'll tell ya' one thing else, boy... You'd never found the real Red Ryder sittin' around a dump like this starin' at some tourists lady's tits! I swear to goddamn christ I'm tempted to tear those eyes out of your head and cut that tattoo outa' your arm!"
One could write a college dissertation based on Gortner's performance alone. Despite his overwrought insanity, he is the moral crux of the film; although that morality is drowned in ambiguity. While his character is clearly demented, he's something of an angry wraith; the good and evil residing within us all sent to both "enlighten" and punish a society that has condemned its heroes and kept progress awash in fear and stagnation.
"Nice ol' cripple, ain't he?"
An evangelist in his younger years before ousting the fakery of the Gospel rackets, Gortner manages to relive those days for a good 70 minutes of the films original 113 minute running time. Instead of a group of gullible, god-fearing Christians with their life savings at the ready, here it's a different crowd in need of saving. Gortner's Teddy is the psychotic alter ego to the sort of carnival level showmanship the evangelical leeches would get up to.
"Praise god most o' them Kennedy's are dead, huh? Mr. Nixon wins this election, he'll get this thing straightened out, believe me. You gotta stop them little yellow bastards somewhere... otherwise the next thing you know you'll be stickin' yer fingers up a whole lot'a Oriental asses right here at the border, then where we gonna be, uh?"
The difference is that Teddy is sneeringly honest such as the scene where he and his hippie girlfriend cross the Mexican border into America. They're asked about the contents of their vehicle and Teddy brazenly, if sarcastically states they are carrying a satchel full of cocaine! The resulting body cavity search scene is one of the best moments in the film among a long line of memorable moments. It is also in this scene where an elder statesman relates his WW2 experiences condescendingly in relation to the then current situation in Vietnam.
"Yeah, I know a lot o' good ol' boys who became somebody by gettin' their good ol' asses shot off. I can't remember their names, either. You might as well stick around here, Red. Someday they'll make you head of the parkin' lot."
Obsessed with western movies and old fashioned Hollywood hero types, Teddy showcases his love for sagebrush archetypes right off the bat with his Eastwoodian outfit during the opening scene. In it, he rips off two Mexicans during a cash exchange for a small satchel of cocaine. Teddy shows off his skills with a gun and forces the two peasant smugglers to leave without their clothes.
"Tell me who Gregory Peck is and I'll show you a trick. I'll knock the hell out of all that fear."
Teddy's preoccupation with cowboy heroes of the past comes to the fore when he learns Stephen Ryder's nickname is "Red". Referring to him as Red Ryder for the remainder of the movie, Stephen becomes the main target of Teddy's rage. Much of this rage stems from a tattoo on his arm that says "Born Dead", which acts as the antithesis of Teddy and his participation in the war overseas. Our borderline psychotic takes offense that Red should bear such a mark having never endured a life-altering experience worthy of wearing such a tattoo.
In addition to mocking previous decades leading up to the socio-political climate change of the 1960s, Gortner further mocks religious conventions with this film much in the same way he "exorcised his demons" with his Oscar winning 1972 documentary, MARJOE. He skirts the subject briefly in some of his tirades, but this is visualized in a few scenes showing people in church being "healed" and feeling the spirit of the lord they are promised will save their souls so long as they contribute on Sunday's.
"Now Red, I want you to take this knife ... I want you to cut that tattoo out of your arm and I want you to give it to me to take with me when I go."
Everyone else, from Hal Linden, to Lee Grant, to screen heavy Bill McKinney, are all window dressing for Gortner's rabid devouring of every ounce of scenery in sight.
Music plays an important part in the film and there's some great tunes on display from the likes of Tammy Wynette and B.B. King (his version of 'The Thrill Is Gone' plays during a bedroom scene with the Ethridges even though his version didn't come out till two years after this film is set).
WHEN YOU COMIN' BACK, RED RYDER is the second coming of Marjoe Gortner. Unfortunately, on the third day the film remained dead and hasn't risen since save for the chosen few within Gortner's cult of followers praying for a shiny new widescreen DVD release.
A DVD-R of the complete 113 minute version can be obtained HERE.